Thus in their stead our writers have analyzed every GIF and compressed them into the far more current medium of the written word. GIF 4 Sec : Lea Michele, in her breakout role as Rachel Berry in the universally acclaimed series Glee, is looking down dejectedly toward the ground, but with no warning she suddenly flips her head upward in a fit of righteous fury, her hair whipping behind her like a cat-o-nine tails as her gaze locks onto someone off camera.
Is she looking at Rob? Beelzebub, Lord of Darkness himself? Her eyes burn with the heat of all nine hells combined. Who could have deserved this anger that verges on insanity? Unless you know Glee really well and can identify this scene, you shall never know, not in a million years. Whatever the case, this should be a very relatable moment for you.
She mercilessly dives into our souls with a face so twisted with agony and streaked with tears, you would feel like a victim of a hurricane just being in its presence. Clutching on to the last shred of her humanity, Ms.
Michele silently mouths something to us, possibly in English, possibly in an entirely new language borne of incomprehensible suffering. Michele does not appear to be actually saying that. Dear reader, pardon my French here, but Ms. McAdams just fucking kills it. The cause of her pain appears to be reflected in the mirror behind her, which depicts a child sprinting in a circle, gloating over his victory against Ms.
It is in fact a raw three-second loop of real life taken from a domestic security camera that has captured something so everyday it rises to the profound; In the middle of a deserted living room a young man, his body splayed across a sofa, face buried in one of its armrests, idly whacks a foot against a pillow in an indulgence of extreme sloth. The loop is cut so masterfully, we are led to believe that he repeats this action forever.
If it were up to us, we would bestow upon this young man the Teen Choice Hissy Fit Award, but, dear reader, we do not live in a fair world. Act One is a close-up on Ms. She is wearing a colorful striped button-up shirt under a canary yellow cardigan, an outfit that SNL costumers may believe is standard for moms, but is one that plenty of normal guys actually wear as well.
Her lips move very fast. Elliott is seated, furiously texting on a device akin to a gameboy and moving her lips very fast, while Ms. Admittedly without the text these two looping GIFs make no sense whatsoever, but I assure you, the text below will slay you with laughter.
Wiig basically becomes your Mom, because what she says is so goddamn stupid. Yeah neither, I like Jake Gyllenhaal. GIF 1 Sec : This simple tableau from unstoppable zeitgeist machine New Girl has Jake Johnson playing his role Nick Miller, who functions as a composite of a puppy and a sexual object in the show.
Johnson is at a desk in front of a laptop with an empty word document opened. Inexplicably Nick Miller drums on the laptop and then claps his hands with the enthusiasm of a child and the confusion of a man who was raised in the wilderness. His zeal at first is bewildering because to us, a blank page means only work. But we are not Nick Miller, a man who is blessed with the inability to process consequences beyond five minutes in the future, and a man who refuses to see the downside of any situation.
To him, the blank page is an opportunity for creation, the outlet for his imagination he has been waiting for. It is the outlet, dear reader, that we have been waiting for. Her entire body is a blur as she hops up and down and claps her hands with a ceaseless energy that can not possibly be sustainable by any human body, until we remember this is Leah. Michele cumming? Or sneezing really hard? Does it matter? Published in Culture and Opinion. Your email address will not be published. January 11, Visual aid: A still image of a GIF.
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